[BNM] [OT] Bicycle wanted

[Ian]

Fat lad needs a bicycle to take the strain of his legs. 
Can you help?
 
I am looking for a nice, cheap MTB/hybrid bicycle that works and will take
the weight. 
Maybe you've seen the error of your ways post London>Brighton race and want
to get shot of your trusty steed? Will pay money, but nothing stupid. 
 
I'm gonna have a look at g-whizz cycles but thought this worth a punt
first...
 
Cheers,
Ian
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